Payson and my mad lib...enjoy(:
My family is very weird... . I was born in India in the summer of 1998 . From there we moved to Denver Colorado and that's where I grew up with my 2 siblings. We would spend many days playing wii together, but we didn't always get along. Austin would hit me in the finger and call me a 'toothpick ', and Sierra used to steal my toothpaste caps... Although she suffered from obsessive diarrhea disease so I always tried to be forgiving.
When I was 24 my parents got divorced. I think it was caused by all of the Snoring that was going on. I was chunky and became very weird . After the divorce my father left his job as a fireman and became a assassin . His new wife is only 300 years older than me! She is crappy and reminds me of Justin Bieber . A few weeks ago she actually tried to send me to my room for pooping at the dinner table! I shot in her elbow and called her a ' freaky dinosaur '. I don't think Dad was too happy about that one! My mother on the other hand has been married 1,999,347 times. Her most recent husband is a real piece of cheesecake . He weighs twelve lbs and is the rudest man I've ever seen. All he does is collect unicorns and sell them on eBay. Last year my oldest brother went to jail for shooting lions at the local zoo. He is up for parole in 3.14 years, so I'm looking forward to that.
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